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Hawt Dawg!! Seriously....people that watch us Americans in other countries must think we are the dumbest mofos on the planet. We have disposable coffee cups that have to warn us to be cautious...the contents...

I don't care! Please...stop talking about Tiger Woods. Really. I don't care that he cheated on his wife. That's HIS problem. And hers too. If she was so upset about it then why is she still with him? ...

The Heartshaped Box - A novel I know this will be hard to understand for some of you...but I read! Actual books. Nothing pleases me more than curling up under my favorite blanket and reading until I fall asleep. I've been doing...

Loven you! I'm not a romantic kind of fella. I've only loved a few people in my life and currently there are only a few people I can honestly say that I love and adore. (wait...I'll count) yep....there are...

Legion I knew I wasn't going to really like the next movie I saw after seeing Avatar (twice!). After all...the movie quality had just had its bar lifted by James Cameron. And I wasn't disappointed. Legion...

Win an Apple iPad!! NEW!! Win an Apple iPad from Boom! Official rules and stuff here: I know you listen to BOOM! and I know you keep it all to yourself. Not sure why you don’t tell everyone you know about BOOM!...

Mentioned On BOOM! I'd like to first thank EVERYONE who listens to me each and every week. I've been doing BOOM! (formerly called Live WiReD) for going on 5 years now!! Every week is new and fresh and totally unexpected....

Je suis désolé Just because I think this song hits the proverbial nail on the head, I dedicate this post to someone close to me. He knows what I'm talking about. Since you think I hate you all the time...maybe...

WTF, CHUCK? I figure since I get shitloads of emails asking me about everything under the sun....people must think I am wise. When I just know that I have seriously "been there" and "done that" already. Maybe...

Avatar Ok....wow! That's what I heard Tim say at least 30 times while the movie was playing. And wow...this was some movie. We saw it in 3D. I recommend if you go see this...it's the only way to go...

Noël est fait And just like that....Christmas is over for this year. We've been planning it since back in September and in a blink of an eye...it's done. The parties...the eggnog...the cookies and cakes and...

MY Grown Up Christmas List Michael Buble - Grown Up Christmas List As adults...we lose faith in Santa Claus and ever being rewarded for being good the entire year. Fact is...I've been good all year long and I hope that the...

Out with the old.... What's going on around here? I figured after 3 years of the same theme...it was time to switch it up some. I've secured something that was easier to the eye and also lets me upload those pictures...

Burn-E What you DIDN'T see on "Wall-E". This is a fun short film by Pixar...the people behind "Wall-E". Enjoy! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Y46NxP6b0[/youtube]

It is what it is..... Some of you will get this...some of you won't. Welcome to my world of "rapid fire".......... It has been said that we all have to travel our own roads. And that you can pick your friends...but...

Bad Romance I'll be the first to admit I was hardheaded. I am in the generation that was young when nobody knew who Madonna was. And as I was getting to be the age to hit the clubs...Madonna reigned supreme. ...

FaceBook's Health Care Reform Fraud Interesting story. While you are out harvesting your farm on FarmVille or icing mobsters on MafiaWars...you COULD be keeping the country from getting the health care reform we all deserve and need. How?...

T'is the season And here we go!! It's not even December yet and already I'm hearing Christmas diddies and seeing decorations. Hell...I have seen these before October was over with. I refuse to listen to ANY Christmas...

Disconnected I go to the grocery store and it never fails...someone bumps into me with their cart because instead of paying attention to their surroundings...they're walking and texting at the same time. I walk...

Feeling The Void You know me..I am rarely at a loss for words. But when it comes to someone in my association dying...I never know what to say. I don't feel that saying "I'm sorry" is enough. "My condolences" seems...

Locke & Key: Headgames After reading the first book (Welcome to Lovecraft), Josh and I decided to move along to the second book written by Joe Hill and fabulously illustrated by Gabriel Rodriguez. The story and the art...

I Facebooked Your Mom! What happened to the days that people used to interact in person? Face to face. Remember those days? When you drove over to someone's house and sat down with them for some time and had coffee or...

Locke & Key: Welcome To LoveCraft I've been reading comic books since I can even remember. I used to read them before I could even read since I could just look at the pictures. It used to be all superhero books that I'd read. Then...

The Power of THREE Ok...so I got this on my Facebook account from Kim (who is a he...not a she). And since Kim is very cooperative in everything I send in his direction, it's only fair I complete what he sends in my...

Rapid Fire Rant Let's do some Rapid Fire here...shall we?? < rapid fire > I spend more than my fair share of time online. It's part of the business to know the nooks and crannies and lingo and attitudes...

Bohica2k Toolbar Did you know we have a toolbar? It's true! And it's spam free. Nothing going on in the toolbar but fun, love, and happiness. Want to chat with me and the guys that you already know? Then get the...

Humble Pie There are some friends that I speak to everyday. There are those I speak to maybe twice a week. Yet there are others that have always remained just within reach of my attention span just happy...

The MAN with a plan Everyone has a hard luck story when it comes to medical care or health insurance. I personally know of a few. I have a really good friend that has been waiting for a kidney for some time now while...

Inglourious Basterds We saw this movie last week. Took me a week to get done being mad at it. I was excited to be seeing the latest Quentin Tarantino flick since I absolutely LOVE both Kill Bill movies. This story line...

Coming out. Again. In all of my life I've never had to hide my sexuality. I am who I am and if you're not comfortable knowing a gay guy then I didn't need to be around you. I don't want you to be uncomfortable around...

Holy Fashion Cow! I was minding my own business this morning...talking to TJ about something (I'm not even sure what) and talking to Sharon as she passed by me with her "good mornings" and Sherri was getting quarters...

Eeny Meeny Miney Moe It's been awhile since I had a good rapid fire. So you get to be a witness to the latest one. What's it about today? Well...it's going to start off about making choices. Lord knows what it'll end...

Patron Tequila [display_podcast] Holy hell! They made a song about those of us who drink Tequila! This is like our anthem and stuff! I thought of Josh the VERY first moment I heard it. Now I'll be singing THIS...

Who farted? I don't know about you...but I spend my fair share of time on the internet. I'm at a few sites. MORE sites than I really need to be. I hang out on our forum site (with only Horndog, it seems like)...

YOU! In the back... Did you know I have a forum website? It's true! We call it "You In The Back" and you can find it by clicking on the name. (That would explain the little blue link line underneath it). What is...

Random ConCHUCKtures The things we talk about around here come out of left field. I swear if you were listening to us you'd think we were stoned or drunk or both. But...we're not. We just know how to talk shit. Things...

Recent junk I have gotten out of the habit of updating this thing like I was doing. Not sure why. I have found myself with very little time to myself lately. I will henceforth make it an effort to sit down and...

A Decent Proposal A few days ago Tim and I got a proposal from someone that would be wonderful if we were maybe 10 years younger. Keeping in the tradition of not mentioning any names when I blog about something personal..I...

Just some stuff Usually I'm not speechless over anything. Unless it is so totally out-of-this-world unreal that I could never have imagined it. Then yeah..I'm left speechless. Most things though...I have an opinion...

BoHAHAhica2k I was talking to Janet tonight and laughing like we usually do, when I remembered I have this thick book of jokes I've saved over the years from emails. I only printed out the emails that made me laugh...

Hindsight Lately I've been finding myself giving out a lot of advice to the young 'uns like I am some sort of old man with white hair and a white beard sitting out on the front porch in my rocking chair that is...

A whole lotta nothing. I've gotten emails asking where I am. (Right here). And people in my real life saying I haven't posted in a while. (it was just the other day!). So here I am with nothing to report just to please...

Speak Up!! I am a huge advocate of my friends telling me the honest to gawd truth about everything. I'll be doing the same in return. It's too bad it's not the same with everyone else. Honestly..the way some...

Friday Night Movie - Knowing Ok ok ok...I know it's Tuesday and I'm telling you what I saw back on Friday. I had an exhausting weekend. So I'm just now catching up. But THIS movie is worth telling you about or I would've just...

Happy Lunarversary! 40 years ago today mankind took a giant step closer to the heavens. I remember sitting in front of the television that was built into the console (with the stereo and turntable) with my ear against...

Rapid Fire I'm not even sure what to type today. I've got so much crap going through my head that I decided to do a rapid fire to get it all out. I'll start with the freshest thing on my mind.... Cyber talk....

Love vs Hate Where do you begin to separate the love you used to harbor for someone and the new found hatred you have for their smelly guts? There's a line there somewhere but it's hard to see it through the puddle...

BOOM! and you... It just occurred to me today that I can include YOU in on the BOOM! broadcasts. How? Just make a voice clip like the one below (click on picture to hear it) That's all that I need to get you...

BOOM! on iTunes Who woulda thunk it? Three years ago I started playing tunes for the guys on Sacred Six just so we would have something to listen to while we chatted. And look at us now. We have a podcast on iTunes....

My Country Tis of Fees So today is July 4th. The day all of America celebrates it's legal separation from Great Britain back in 1776. Even though the vote to approve a resolution of independence was passed by the Second...

Words that heal There are times when something written makes me smile. It's not often...granted. Bills don't make me smile. Reading instruction manuals don't make me smile. But once in awhile something is written...

On The Air! It has been a LONG time since I've been live on the air. With so many technical difficulties I think we FINALLY have it right. Thank you to everyone for your support, and to Sandy for a microphone...

Smooth Criminal Ever since I was about 8 years old and could beg my parents for the snazzy new AM/FM radio for my birthday...I've had Michael Jackson in my ears. I had an ecletical taste of music. Elton John, Queen,...

Many MANY thanks! My birthday has never been a big deal. A quiet day...and then a quiet night with Tim watching whatever movie I want (because it IS my birthday ya know). And then sleep. That's usually how every birthday...

Honoring The Sperm Donor - Round 2 This is a rerun of the blog I did last year. I honestly didn't want to put myself through another hour trying to think of something positive to say. I decided to put up what I've said already. ...

At a loss for words The power of friendship amazes me. The last few days have really been...I don't know, humbling?..for me. The surprises that I've gotten for my birthday (that isn't even here yet!) have been overwhelming....

iPhone OS3 Update Troubleshooting Okie doke...here's the deal. Apple has come out with the new iPhone OS 3 today. I'm pretty sure most of you have already uploaded the new update. SOME of you updated flawlessly. Some of you..not...

Friday Night Movie - Gran Torino PLOT: Clint Eastwood stars as Walt Kowalski, a rascist, miserable Korean War veteran who sets out to rehabilate a Hmong teenager, who has fallen into the wrong crowd in the largely gang inhabited neighbourhood. REVIEW:...

That's some package! So it's a week before the world celebrates the day I was born. It was a little unexpected to be getting anything, really. Last year I was happy celebrating my birthday quietly with Tim and Stone. Szabo...

Holy Bat Surprise! ^0^ If you're an avid reader of Bohica2k (and I KNOW you are) you know a few things. You know I love my Coke (a cola) and you know I live for Batman. You also know Tim and Stone. Rob and Jojo. Lucas...

Goodbye old friend! [display_podcast] You know you're getting old when you can tell stories of how you've seen things come and go, and the only ones who understand what you're even talking about are the other people...

Bohica2k Book Of The Month - June Let The Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist (yes! I spelled it right) I read. A lot! And I usually tell those that care to listen what it is I'm reading. Turns out I know a few people that actually...

Moving a mountain In all my years of living...I've learned something. If you can't get around a mountain...then get the mountain to move. Take Stone for example....he will not eat food that is warm or hot. So I put...

Wow! You know...I sit here in the early mornings typing these things out while the sun is just waking up and the house is still sleeping. I can hear Stone running in his dreams and I can hear Tim breathing...

How to spot an Attention Whore I have been on the internet only a very short time. Since 2000. In the past 9 years, I have come across my fair share of attention whores. I've also released my share of said attention whores. I have...

I now pronounce you Second Class Citizens I don't even know where to begin. Let's start with "I am a gay man". Then follow it with "I am a gay man in a relationship". After that comes "I am a gay man in a relationship that is illegal". What?...

Friday Night Movie - Slumdog Millionaire SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE I'm going to be honest...I didn't have the urge to watch this movie at all. I thought I was going to be bored or at the very least work HARD to try to understand what these actors...

Tiny bubbles I sat here yesterday doing my work at my desk because Thursday is my dedicated "catch up" day. So while I'm working, I have the news playing. I have learned that a mother fake abducted her daughter...

I wonder why? A lot of times during the day I think out loud to myself. It's a good thing people aren't around me for most of the day so I don't come off as strange when I do the thinking out loud. I wonder about...

Thinking of you I completely forgot that today was Memorial Day. Which is pretty twisted since this is the day of rememberance. We are to remember all of those that have given up their lives so that we can live...

Let's make this clear.. I don't even know where I'm going with this post. I was in such a fog yesterday and today I'm kind of coming out of it. All day yesterday Tim and Lucas kept asking me if I was alright. I suppose...

The End As they say..."all good things must come to an end". Not sure why. Wouldn't we love to ride the waves of good times and just keep going? Why does it have to end? Not every ending has a good feeling....

Whatever Friday morning. I keep hearing it's the "Memorial Day Weekend"..so it must be true since enough people have confirmed it. I'm not sure how Memorial Day was stretched to a weekend. Give it a few...

I'm a twit. Too often I've heard "I don't have the time to Twitter.". When actually...that's the beauty of Twitter. You don't NEED the time to do it. For those of you who are not familiar with the hottest social...

My favorite video of all time! First I found it...then I lost it. Now I have found it again! For those of you who are pretty new to Chuckville and Bohica2k...for YEARS I have shared this video to those who would listen to me....

Howling Good Time Don't you just hate when people constantly talk about their animals?? Yeah...I'm about to do that here. PZ and I were talking this morning about our dogs. His dog (Krueger) and my dog (Stone) are...

A few of my favorite things [display_podcast] First off...let me say I had no idea there was such a thing as a "wishlist" where people can actually go and donate to the things I actually pick on a website. I was talking to...

LOL! i [display_podcast] <rapidfire> There was a time when you probably read right here on Bohica2k that I despised texting. Since then...I've gotten ahold of an iphone and well...I don't hate it...

Teaching the wolf new tricks Treat time got boring here at Chuckville. So I decided to train Stone to catch his treats. He gets treats for going to the bathroom (goldfish for number one and cheese for number two) and he gets treats...

Giving up... [display_podcast] I had an interesting discussion today with a very good friend of mine. It was about desperation. The things that go through your mind at a time when you are at your lowest that...

Just stop it I've heard through the grapevine that some stores will be charging 5 cents a bag if you want them to place the items you've bought into one of their plastic bags. Sounds good to me. I bought the reusable...

Star Trek (2009) I will say it...loud and proud...I've become a "trekkie". I think I've watched two Star Trek's prior to going to this movie. I grew up with the series always be talked about or being on reruns on tv....

Forum ... for you The masses have spoken and I have listened. I have received a number of emails wondering why there are no forums on Bohica2k. Well...I didn't know it was a popular thing since we already have an...

Oh Momma! Here we are again at another day of celebration! At least for some. It's just another Sunday here in the land o' Chuck. I talked to my Mother yesterday. We do the phone thing. The only time I...

Friday Night Movie (on Saturday) The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Ok...there are a few movies out there that can get to me. I tear up during The Color Purple. I bawl like a baby watching Empire of the Sun. Forest Gump will get...

X-Men Origins: Wolverine It's been a very long time since I've been to an actual movie theater. So when Lucas invited Tim and I to go see a movie with him...Tim JUMPED at the chance to go see Wolverine. Honestly...I haven't...

Love hurts [display_podcast] Today was not an easy day to get through..emotionally. If anyone knows me they KNOW that when I love you...I love you hard. And if I don't love you...I put no effort into you at...

Friday night Podcast is ready Thank you to all of you who joined in on the Friday night festivities. Next week, tell your friends that on Friday night at 8pm EST just to tune in. With the live broadcast they can do whatever else...

BOOM! is on the air It must be Friday night because BOOM! is on the air! Want to listen in for free? Just click on the ON AIR flashy sign above. You'll be taken to your computer's default player and you can join in...

I just wanna fuckin' dance! About two months ago, we went out to a club with a few of our friends. Of course I got to hang out in the dj booth being friends with the dj and all. And this tune came up. I fell in love with it....

Calling all cooks! Ok...here's the deal. A very good friend of mine (so good, in fact, that I consider him my brother) has gotten himself into a relationship. For many many years he's only cooked for one...himself....

The sky is falling! You know, if you tell someone something enough times, they'll eventually start to maybe believe what you're saying. They call that "convincing". And if you watch the news channels for long enough,...

Way out there! [display_podcast] It would seem that former astronaut Edgar Mitchell has seen things we have yet to see from our vantage point down here on Earth. During his 5 year mission to boldly go where no...

What a wonderful world! [display_podcast] Today is the day! No...it's not Walk On The Cracks Day. Nor is it Count Your Liverspots Day. Pet Your Poodle Day was a week ago. It's EARTHDAY!! Today is the day we celebrate...

Friday Night Movie - Doubt Doubt The movie takes place back in 1964, a year after JFK is assassinated, in St. Nicholas in the Bronx during winter. Sister Aloysius (played by Streep) is a strict disciplinarian of the school....

Happy 420! [display_podcast] I can count how many times I've smoked pot on one hand. I have to admit that I'm not one that can enjoy the recreational herb. I either get really hungry for ANYTHING....including...

Judging the book cover... Back when I was young (NOT so long ago!) we didn't have the computers to show us how to be beautiful. Or the mass media telling us what to wear or how to look. We developed our own style by actually...

Just say NO! I know there are those of you who laugh and giggle at my reasons behind why I will NOT eat in a place where I cannot see them cook my food. I have issues...I know this. Mainly because I used to work...

Easter weekend While I am not a religious man...I do hold some familiar beliefs. Or they might be an observation that billions of people can't be entirely wrong...can they? I have yet to know anyone die and come...

Put a smile on your face Picture this...you're in the middle of the train station in Antwerp. Just minding your own business, waiting for the train, texting whoever....when out of nowhere...this happens: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UE3CNu_rtY[/youtube] That...

Nothing at all So I've been busy with the new set up of the baby company we just started that we like to call "Sarcastic Ocean". You can click on the name to check out our website and grab your free templates for...

I just don't know There are times (not many!) that I am at a loss for words. First...watch this one minute video about the Gay Marriage Propositions that is being broadcast across national television in California...

What have we done now? [display_podcast] As if we didn't have enough to do already around the halls of Bohica2k...we have added yet another office to the overstuffed studio. Tim and I were doing some talking last night....

Chuck is back in your ear! 8 long months...I'm ready to entertain once again. LIVE WIRED is now called BOOM! Join us as I supply the music for you to chair dance to. Tonight from 8pm until 11pm EST. Just click on the flashing...

Beta BOOM! Are you ready to chair dance again? It's been since July of last year! But BOOM! (formerly Live WiReD) is back. I just did the test broadcast with the new broadcaster and microphone and stuff. It's...

Friday Night Movie (on Monday night again!) The Day The Earth Stood Still Woooo....scary title! Lame movie. I've been told this is a remake of a 1951 classic. I never saw the first movie to be able to make any comparison. I'm sure it's the...

Catching Z's [display_podcast] I love sleep. I indulge in the activity every chance I get. Naps are welcomed every day around 4pm until 6pm. Well...most days. There are some days I just can't seem to get around...

Happy Birthday Josh (PZ)! [display_podcast] Tomorrow is Josh's 24th birthday. Those of us who have known him for years know him as PZ or Zipper. But now that's he's growing up he's fading out of those names for some reason...

Heart smart [display_podcast] Thank you to EVERYONE who had to endure the past two days with me trying to self-diagnose what is going on inside my body. I'm sure it wasn't pleasant as I could care less what...

Helping a friend in need...... [display_podcast] If you were ever on Sacred Six (which has been closed) or on our forums at www.youintheback.com (which is still open) you all know who CruiseMissle is. Good guy...has a heart of...

For shits and giggles..... Just something I came across on the web that made me smile tonight. Thought I'd share it with you. Enjoy: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMLV3jPQW44[/youtube]

Friday Night movie on Monday Night You win some....you lose some. This time I lost 93 minutes of my life watching this very predictable film. Liam Neeson as a retired spy for the US government has to head over to France to save his...

I AM I cried [display_podcast] I AM no one special unless you're special to me. I am not a celebrity or a wanna be celebrity. I don't care for the spotlight. I just want to be important to those around me....

Just for laughs I DO laugh most times. You guys just never get to see it unless I know you in person. Then you know I pretty much laugh all the time. Unless I've got a headache. Then I'm not so laughy. I just...

What's in YOUR game system? [display_podcast] Tim has an Xbox that I don't play very often. Unless it's a game that grabs my attention and then you can't get me off the bitch until the game is finished and I've won! (parades...confetti...champagne...

Stop the insanity! [display_podcast] Seriously...nothing pisses me off more than when I am in a heated discussion about something and someone blurts out "It is what it is". Really???? I have wasted my time and energy...

Is there anybody out there? [display_podcast] I've come to realize that I am on social networking sites all over the internet. Most I don't even remember signing up for until I get an email telling me I have a message of some...

Happy Birthday, Rhonda! [display_podcast] You know...there are times when people come into your life and you just can't wait to show them the way out. Then there are times you meet someone like Rhonda. I think we all...

Passing on........ [display_podcast] There are some things in life that not one of us can control. We can't control the weather. No matter what scientists can come up with to alter the storms. We can't control our...

Dirty Little Secrets [display_podcast] <start rapid fire> Most everyone has them...those little secrets that can't get out because if they do...they'll ruin your day. Your week. Your life. You know the secrets....

A Simple Creed It's no secret that I'm a closet politician. Hell...one day I intend to be Overlord. I usually don't follow the political games too close because if I do then I'll just get pissed. Except this...

Pollen Schmollen [display_podcast] <start rapid fire> If it's not one thing around here...it's another. Two months out of the year we have little flying bugs every damn where (we call them love bugs). Another...

Nothing to see here...... [display_podcast] I know it was a busy week. I just don't know exactly what I did to make it busy. I played some. I worked some. I went to a bar with PZ and sang at piano side (not really...we...

Video of the Week - End of the World Even though I am a card carrying member of the gay society, you all know I don't do gay things or play in the gaydeer games. I don't watch gay videos or gay tv. But, every once in awhile a song hits...

Stupid Survey # 22 [display_podcast] First off, what do you prefer to be called? - I answer to "Chuck". I still sometimes answer to my old name "Xavi". But anyone who knows me NOW has no idea that Xavi used to be...

Friday Night Movie - Changeling Every once in awhile I get to pick out the movie on Friday night. I usually don't pick out those movies with special effects or wars between superhumans. No...I go for those that tug at the heart or...

3am eternal [display_podcast] <start rapid fire> The clock on the wall says it's now 4am. But it's 3am in my head. Tim and I just got back from a club. I had to do my dj thing...Tim got to mingle and...

It's only time... [display_podcast] It's that time of the year again where we have to go around the house and move the clocks an hour ahead before we go to sleep. Daylight Savings Time (Or Summer Time) starts at 2:00...

Ya big bully! [display_podcast] <start rapid fire> I'm a member of a few sites. Not many, just a few that interest me. I mainly go to the sites to keep up with the daily events of friends or to read...

Stupid Survey # 21 [display_podcast] What vehicle do you drive? - A sometimes green, sometimes gray Dodge Intrepid. How much did you pay for it? - A whole bunches of money. How much are your payments? - No...

Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young I have been giving out advice for mighty long time to anyone who will take it. Even to those who don't want it. I only do it because I've been down the same road and I see you coming toward the same...

Black or White? [display_podcast] I'm sitting here watching Stone and Szabo battle it out. Stone runs after Szabo and then it's Szabo's turn to run after Stone. They have no idea that they're supposed to be enemies...

Under Pressure [display_podcast] Man oh man. I skip ONE morning on this blog and I get emails and texts wondering if I'm okay. Yes, I'm fine (thank you for asking). Today is the first of the month so I had to...

Shout. Shout. Let it all out! [display_podcast] I cannot tell you the times I am going about my business and then someone out of the blue says something to me that they would not have ordinarily known had they not read my blog....

Stupid is as Stupid does [display_podcast] I don't even know where to start here. I know I'm not the sharpest crayon in the pack sometimes, I'll just throw that right out there. But I DO know I at least try to hide my stupidity....

Momma said there'd be days like this... [display_podcast] Nothing shoves your mortality in your face more than being sick. Being sick is not as fun as say... riding rollercoasters. But not nearly as bad as getting run over by a bus. ...

Stupid Survey #20 [display_podcast] So it's early morning. The sun is barely even awake yet and I have NO clue what to write about, so this is where I slip in another survey. I seriously get alot of these from the...

Lazy do nothing day [caption id="attachment_656" align="aligncenter" width="389" caption="Chuck and Stone on the couch. You can see that Stone has a head start in the "sleeping" department. "][/caption] [display_podcast] Boy...

Let It Rock [display_podcast] I have known PZ for a long time. I am not even sure how long I've actually known the guy. Maybe 5 years? Could be 6. I don't know. He's been by my cyber side since I can remember....

Dropping the kids off at the pool First of all I feel I need to warn you that this video shows my cat, Szabo, doing his morning waste elimination. If seeing a cat taking a dump makes you all queezy...I suggest you don't click play. Although...you...

I am Chuck Ok..here's the deal. I'm gay. I know...no real shocker there. It's a label I've been living with for the better part of 30 years. Everyone knows. And those who don't either don't ask and just...

Saturday afternoon Fair [caption id="attachment_632" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="World of Wonders"][/caption] [display_podcast] So the Florida State Fair came to town as it does every February since I can remember....

Love is in the air... [display_podcast] These holidays and special events are just whipping right by. Aren't they? Just yesterday it was Halloween and I was passing out candy and chocolate. And now it's Valentines...

What gives me a CHUCKle? Ever since this commercial came on during the Superbowl...I have seen it only about 4 times. And every time I have to sit and watch the entire thing. Now..I don't have to since it's on youtube. And...

Paraskevidekatriaphobia [display_podcast] Here we are again...at another Friday the 13th. To me it's just another day. I've never been really superstitous about any Friday that happens to fall on the 13th day of the month....

When the moon hits your eye [display_podcast] For those of us lucky enough to see the moon for the past few nights, you got to see that it was HUGE! I think it's bigger out here in the country because we have no street lights...

Big Bad Guard Dawg Every single time Tim or I go to vacuum the apartment, or sweep the kitchen floor with a broom...we have to endure the attack of the wolf. I really don't think any of you believed me...so I took a video...

Keeping up with the iJoneses [display_podcast] It wasn't MY choice....but I did it....I've tasted the Apple that was dangled in my face. Are you sitting down?? I now have an iphone. Yeah...you read that right. I spent half...

Stone cold killer! [display_podcast] My dog, Stone, is a total "boy" dog. Nothing sissified about him at all. He's not afraid to run out in the middle of a rain storm to take a leak. He wrestles shoes as well as...

Weekend wrap-up Is Sunday the end of the week? Or the beginning of the week? My calendar actually has Sunday as the first day of the week and I'm thinking that's not right. In MY world...Sunday is the end. It's...

Beautiful from afar...but far from beautiful [display_podcast] Ok...someone has to go up to the media and slap some sense into them. I have seen the picture of Michael Phelps smoking from a bong SO many times on the tv and on the internet...

I'm an Overlord...of sorts When I was a kid, I didn't have very many luxuries. My parents did the best they could with what they had. I don't remember an allowance. In fact, I used to steal money from my father even though I...

Stupid Survey #19 Every once in a while I'll throw a survey up here in hopes that you will get to know me better by answering questions I know you'd never ask. I'm pretty much an open book. So if you have a question...

Valentines Day Art Every year I make my own valentines to send out to those people on my list. I always give fair warning WAY ahead of time to be on my list since I create these myself...it takes some time. Last year's...

Dear Ol' Dad I had less than an ideal relationship with my father. During the early years I felt no love either coming or going toward the man. My memories are of constant physical and verbal abuse. Yadda yadda....

Recession depression It's morning...so I must be listening to the news. News about how a father in Los Angeles was depressed over he and his wife losing their job. How they wrote a check out to pay their taxes and that...

Intruder alert! I knew when I moved from the city out here to the country that I would see things differently. The stars are brighter...I only have to deal with four traffic lights at the most in any given direction...the...

BOOM! So we've decided since we have a new broadcaster and a new set up and new everything...we would put Live Wired to rest. Our weekly dancefest on the internet is now called BOOM! I'll be doing some work...

Monday already?! It seems like 10 minutes ago it was Friday. Yet my calendar insists on informing me that it's Monday. Where did the weekend go? This weekend was sort of bitter sweet. Rob who comes to visit and...

Where the hell is PZ? [display_podcast] Update: Saturday, Jan 24, 2009 - Still haven't seen PZ even though someone with his name left a comment on this very post. Might have been a "PZ wannabe". Can't be sure since...

What's going on? [display_podcast] I have nothing new to report today. I can't think of anything exciting to share with you guys. Other than: PZ got into a fight. Seems he thought someone was wearing too much...

Happy Birthday WildOats! No one ever wants to acknowledge birthdays. It's an admission of mortality. It would be perfect if we were 10 years younger than we already are already knowing what we know today. And some times in...

So help me God.... Today is the day you will hear "So help me God" and the world will change as we know it. Or at least that is the expectation of millions of people. I'm not a very political person. I have never followed...

Happy MLK Day! I didn't even realize it was Martin Luther King, Jr's birthday today until I saw the neighborhood kids out playing and I was asking them why they were home from school. And even then I didn't know it...

Stupid Survey #18 Since PZ reposted my stupid survey #17 on his blog (click here to view it) and then posted another survey (which wasn't mine) I thought it was only fair that I repost the one he didn't get from me. You'll...

Times are a changin' [display_podcast] Like every morning...I sit here and catch up on emails and go through paperwork listening to the news at the same time. Seems the big news for the past two days (feels like a week...

Stupid Survey # 17 Wow...has it been over a month since I've filled out a survey? I'm slackin'. I only do these surveys so you - the enamored reader - can get to know me better. I hope it's working out. No one ever...

You make me sick [display_podcast] Ok...so since it's been awhile since PZ gave me my official cootie shot I am figuring I am now vulnerable to cooties and the flu and stuff. So today while I was in the doctor's...

It's raining again... [display_podcast] I woke up this morning and stepped outside with sleep still a fog in my head. The fog was instantly cleared when the raindrops hit my face. Of course this doesn't affect Stone...

If I could turn back time... [display_podcast] Yesterday as Tim and I were pulling up to the apartment in the car after getting his beloved Chinese food, I had turned the car off and had to sit there and wait while he removed...

Hell has frozen over I woke up this morning to what I thought was a good morning. I jumped down from the bed (I have a very high bed) and stumbled to the bathroom. Put up on some socks and then followed Stone down...

In case you didn't know.... toolbar powered by Conduit Not only do I have a blog (you're reading it right now) but we also have a toolbar. Yep yep...goes right across the top of the browser out of your way and ready to work for...

Goodbye To You - Update To catch you up....Gambrell (Tim's nephew) was staying with Tim and me for awhile while his mother was in a shelter in Tampa trying to figure out what to do with her life (and her 8 year old daughte,...

Throwing money away Each and every morning I sit here at my desk listening to the news as I sort through my paperwork getting ready for my day. I go through ideas to map out which piece of art I'm going to start working...

Goodbye to you I've come to notice that everything in life is a big fat test. Take the last four months for instance: Gambrell is Tim's 17 year old nephew. It's been said (by a few professionals) that Gambrell...

Happy Birthday Tim! [display_podcast] Today is THE day! It's Tim's birthday. Hard to believe that 12 short years ago I met Tim when he was 30. And now...(doing the math) he's 42. Time flies by quhWICK!! I can...

New Year Movie Marathon One of the bad things about knowing everyone in the neighborhood is that I know everyone's business. Not a good thing. One of the good things about knowing everyone in the neighborhood is that we all...

Two thousand zero zero party over oops out of time [display_podcast] Just as I was getting used to 2008...it's over. Where DOES the time go? I don't really have many memorable moments of the year. I was going to do a "look back" on 2008 for this...

Holy Starry Night, Batman! [display_podcast] Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you...

Like father...like son [display_podcast] Some how..some way...I have turned into the monster I swore I would never be. I have turned into my father! I found this out in little increments over time. Little events happening...

It's a done deal [caption id="attachment_412" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="The Day After Christmas"][/caption] So we (meaning Tim, Gambrell, Stone and I) took a four hour drive south to what I lovingly...

Very Merry Christmas I figured since I won't be anywhere near a computer on Christmas Eve OR Christmas Day, I would get this Christmas sentiment stuff out of the way while I still have a chance and remember to do it. ...

Tick Tock Every day, always the same. I'm forever waiting. If I'm not waiting for Tim to get ready to go wherever it is we're going, now I'm waiting for the kid to get ready. And the kid takes twice as long...

Chuck's life in review Ok...so it's not my entire life in review. Just the past week since I can't seem to ever remember seven days prior than the day I'm sitting there trying to figure out what day it is. It's a good...

God spelled backwards is DOG [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDkX-ADyEik[/youtube] Every once in awhile an animal comes along in your life and you believe that this animal is the cutest fucking thing you've ever seen. ...

Catching up with the big screen There for awhile I watched no movies. Nothing was new and if it was new...it wasn't what I was wanting to watch. As always, I relied on PZ to give me the 411 (trying to reach out to the young ones here)...

How splendid it would be if we could eat a tree. [display_podcast] So there we were last night...with a thought in our head and the ability to entertain it. Tim and I decided to make a gingerbread tree. We came up with the game plan....I would cook...

Razzlefrazzlefrickafram I'm not sure why I'm in a shitty mood today. Nothing has really happened that has spurred on the crapfest....but it's here nonetheless with all of it's confetti and shitty school bands playing. Maybe...

Batman: The Dark Knight [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umE5IgCofGY[/youtube] I really don't think I have to express to any of you HOW MUCH I love Batman. I have since I was a kid. I even stood by the cheesy Batman...

Liar liar.... I suppose I'll just have to get used to the idea that people lie. That's all there is to it. I normally never ever lie. It's just my character NOT to fib about anything to anyone. I do the little...

Just so you know.... 'Tis the season for emails all over the place from everyone I know and those I don't know. Usually it's an e-card that I have to click on the link then go find the card to open it up and then get...

Whoa! Time out! This has been one crazy little week. I haven't been online much because the flu bug bit me. I was flat on my back sweating and tossing and turning. I think I'm finally over it so you can take off...

Movie of the week - WANTED [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ftozVc3lI[/youtube] I think we have a winner. I have watched "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" over and over again because I love watching Angelina Jolie in action. I...

Stupid Survey #16 How many people have you slept in the same bed with? - oh lord....ummm....I would say it's a double digit but below triple digits. But only one at a time. What are your plans for tomorrow?...

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down. [display_podcast] Well today wasn't very pretty. It started out that way. Sun was shining. Rob and I were watching two butterflies trying to get it on in my backyard. But then the dark clouds came...

Black Friday. Welcome to it! There is no chance in HELL that I am going to go shopping anywhere today. No how. No way. Last Monday (3 days before Thanksgiving) Tim and I went grocery shopping for the turkey and stuffing and all...

I am stuffed........ The roast beast has been devoured. The dishes have all been washed. And now there's nothing left to do but the farting. Oh come on....we're adults. You know you fart. We ended up watching a movie....

Thanksgiving Day is upon us Well...it's here. The day of Thanks. And of turkey. And potatoes and stuffing and other food. I've been cooking the roast beast for 11 years now. This will be my 12th. I do it out of love for...

The rabbit is dead! Don't you just hate it when people write about their pets like the animals are real people? Well yeah....this is a blog about that very thing. haha Stone is my dog. He's a 10 month old long haired...

Movie Night - Wall-E I think I've made it clear that I'm not really an avid movie watcher. But I DO sit down once a week with Tim to watch one movie. This week it was "Wall-E". A story of a robot who has spent 700 years...

It was time.... Click here to listen to: Peter Gabriel - Big Time So I figured it was time for me to change up my blog. This is what I've come up with. I've done alot of tweaks here and there and will be definitely...

The voices are getting louder. [display_podcast] Nothing really important here. Just a quick early morning "rapid fire". I woke up in a bad mood for some reason. Maybe it's because I was doing laundry until 2am and then I had...

Today's shower tune Ok...so let's get this straight....I have never even remotely paid attention to Beyonce before. Except I know that she has fallen onstage during her performances. I don't know how she got to be the...

Earth Below Us Click here to listen to: Peter Schilling - Major Tom It happens every time. We hear that the space shuttle is going to take off and we bolt outside to watch it ascend into space. Nothing is more...

Pommes Pour le Professeur The title of the piece translates to "Apples for the teacher". I never thought, in a hundred years, that I would have to interact with any teachers in any school. Yet here I am today to tell...

Mauvais [display_podcast] So my nephew (Joshua) is into wicked clowns. Seems there's a group out there called "The Wikkid Clown Posse" that he's got on his skin forever now since he liked them so...

Chuck is mad as hell. I'm just a little ticked off. It would seem that Florida voters have decided that gay men (or women) shouldn't be allowed to wed. The exact wording was: This amendment protects marriage...

Yes...we did! I will be absolutely honest....I had reservations about who I was going to vote for when I walked into my voting booth. I want change. But then my grandmother's words resonated in my head "better...

Pumpkin patch....sort of Every year, since I can remember, I've carved a pumpkin for Halloween. This year it was two. Last year I remember sitting at my table showing Rob how to carve a pumpkin. While I fucked mine up...his...

Wow...it's November! I just did my end-of-the-month and it hit me...it's November already. It was JUST May. How in the hell did it get to November already? That means I'm going to have to get cracking on making my Christmas...

I voted I walked into the Dade City court house this morning with frozen fingers expecting a very long line of old people. I saw one man outside all bundled up against the wind chill and brisk morning air....

Stupid Survey #15 Do you like holding hands? I have no problems holding hands. It's quite nice sometimes, actually. What were you doing an hour ago? an hour ago I was telling myself "just 5 more minutes" before...

This morning's shower tune [display_podcast] Not sure why I was thinking of Pink when I was in the shower this morning. But I DID listen to her new cd last night that I got from a friend (FunHouse) and so one song stuck...

Sweet Dreams Are Made of These? [display_podcast] I dream. A LOT! Most nights I have an average of three dreams. I only remember one of them though. And since yesterday I had a lot of sleep time (being ill and all) I had...

I have Cooties.. Man oh man do I feel like absolute shit today. I have the clogged ears and the stuffed up nose and I'm freezing. I even have the shakes. So if you don't see or hear from me today...it's because...

R.I.P. Sacred Six You have to know when to let go. Sacred Six was built because someone (a lot of someone's actually) said I couldn't make a website of my very own. And they said it wouldn't last for 6 months. Sacred...

Whatever I see all of these polls floating around telling me that Obama is ahead in "the polls" or that McCain has a slim lead in "this poll" and that I should vote this way because of THE poll....just where...

Stupid Survey #14 Whats the last song you danced to? In the club it was Madonna's "Give It To Me"....in the car while driving it was Stevie Nicks' "Stand Back". Play any sports? I hunt for food. I shoot...

Taming the savage beast... Click here to listen to: Moodswings - State Of Independence Nothing in this world can top music. I can put on some headphones while I'm painting and let the music transport me to a different...

You're my best friend [display_podcast] ok ok OKAY! It's been five years now that I have been joined at the cyber hip to the one we ALL know as PZ (Zipper, Josh, and a plethera of other names I'm sure that are out...

For the love of money... [display_podcast] I am sitting here in the dark just thinking how people take "the green" for granted. Like money grows on trees and no matter how fast they spend it...they are sure more will be...

Chuck for Overlord! So this year...I figure since we really don't have the best of choices for president....I may as well throw in my bid for the job. I won't lie or cheat or tell you crap that you'll want to hear just...

This is for my Poptart Click here to listen to: Alicia Keys - No One Just so you know...it's 530am and I am not fully awake. Yet this is the only time of the day that I am completely in tune with my thoughts....

Bye Bye Baby Every once in awhile I sing in the shower. This is the latest tune I sang (really well I may add). Push the play button and sing along with me. Sing it to someone you break up with. Click here...

Horrible Head I have to apologize to anyone who called or tried to talk to me yesterday. I was out for the count with a incredible migraine. For those of you who get headaches...I suffer with you. But take that...

Ahhh....Sunday morning jesse-cook-cafe-mocha Sunday mornings used to be the worst day of the week for me when I was a hotel manager. I dreaded them. Now...it seems everything that revolves and bounces around me during...

Economic Crisis? I keep hearing about this big ol' economic crisis. Every time I turn on the tv to listen to the news to see what I'm missing in the world....there they are talking about this bail out. $700 Billion...

TEN I was limited to only ten people I could say something - ANYTHING - to. I usually just tell everyone what's on my mind anyway. So I chose the ten that I could think of off the top of my head at the...

What I giggled at today You seriously have to be a fan of Sarah Silverman to "get" her humor. I know alot of people who don't think she's funny. I find her hilarious! This video is just among the many that make me giggle out...

Lies, Love, and Rapid Fire It's no secret that I am not fond of those that lie. Actually....nothing is really a secret with me. If you're loved...I let you know it. If you're hated...I let you know that too. Nothing about...

Stupid Survey #13 The last time you were in the fridge, what were you looking for? -what else?.....a coke. It's really the only reason I go to the fridge. If I had a vending machine I wouldn't even need a fridge. Where...

Nothing is free...except hugs A few days ago, Eric and I had a disagreement that had been boiling up and it finally just blew. Well...to be honest...I blew. I ended up hurting Eric's feelings and asked him to leave my presence....

Ahhhhh...Sunday morning I can't believe I made it to Sunday morning. This has been one hazy, crazy week. Today I intend on being lazy. No phone calls. No answering the door. Just me and my thoughts. And very soon....just...

WTF? The longer I live...the more amazed I get. And I really shouldn't be amazed by anything anymore. But as time goes on, just when you think you've seen it all....something or someone comes along...

Goddamn Love Bugs Every September and May...like clockwork....Florida gets invaded by what we call "LoveBugs". I'm sure there is some scientific term for the little critters, but I'm not a scientist. So I call them...

Chuck's Pick Every once in awhile we ALL come across videos that we will watch over and over. Some, for no other reason than the entertainment value. Others, because the video was so stupid that we have to see it...

Out and about I hear about it all the time. I see in papers and the news and all over the internet. Gay discrimination. Gay men and gay women hiding who they are while they're at work or around loved ones....

A whole lotta nothing going on.... The title line about sums it up really. I have nothing to say. And I'm getting good about blogging about it. One good thing I have to share is that my nephew, Josh, came for a visit. He's currently...

Fakey Fakerson I'm stealing this from wildoat's post in our forums at YOUintheback.com. You can find the thread currently in progress by clicking HERE. For those of you who are NOT registered in our community...

Stupid Survey #12 Why would anybody want to be friends with you? - Because I'm da bomb! Seriously...not sure why anyone would want to be friends with me. I'm loyal. Could that be it? What is your favorite thing...

Epical Epiphanies Sometimes I sit here and come up with the BEST ideas. This blog is my outlet to write them all down so someone can steal those ideas and make them a reality to ease my life. Like the zipper close...

Atmospheric overhaul [display_podcast] I am sort of bummed today. Here I was expecting this huge hurricane to hit us and....nothing. A little bit of rain. That's about it. I've been through worse summer storms....

At Worlds End... You know we have come to the end of life as we know it when a cold-blooded killer can stand in front of a judge and presume he has "rights" after 36 witnesses saw this killer previously stab a man 50 to...

You Gotta Have Friends! [display_podcast] Once in awhile I get slapped with how lucky I am to have the friends that I do. Any one of you who are reading this is a friend of mine one way or the other. And some of you...

Is it hot in here? Or is it you? [display_podcast] Man oh man....it's hot here! Hot isn't the word...it's volcanic. What's hotter than volcano lava? Whatever it is....we're THAT. Jeezy Chreezy! I was outside with the...

What's cookin'? It always amazes me when I hear someone say "I don't cook". Everyone needs to get some home cooked meals in them. I wouldn't know how I would survive if I didn't cook. I KNOW Tim would not be alive...

Small talk Chit chat. Shootin' the shit. Tea time. Passing time. Whatever you want to call it....it's not for me. It seems more prevalent online than offline. Only because OFFline....I can walk away from...

The road to Robville For the past year or so, we've had a monthly visitor. NO....it's not that. Even though mentally I think I get a period. But that's for three weeks out of the month. You have to guess which week it...

The Main Event I swore I would never be one who dotes on his animals. For the most part, I feed them, I bathe them, I beat them, and I train them how to use the bathroom. Other than that....I'm done. It's all up to...

I need a good movie If I really sit and think about it...I would have to say my favorite movie is "Empire Of The Sun". Of course, it's a movie no one has ever seen but me. Oh..and Tim. Since I forced him to watch it...

A whole lotta nothin' There are days that I can think of at least 15 topics to write a blog about but I never end up writing them. Then...there are days (like now) that I actually sit down to write about whatever it...

Whew...it's almost the weekend! This has been one busy little week. I am seriously glad it's almost over so I can take a nap. I miss my naps. Every day around 4pm...my eyelids get heavy and that's it....time to shut it all down...

Our Trip to Universal Studios With camcorder in hand and a tank of gas...we decided to head to Universal Studios (about an hour away from me...an hour and 10 mins actually) since Brandon and Cody got together to give me tickets for...

Over and done with Ok...so yeah...I turned 45 yesterday. Or so I've been told. Yesterday didn't feel any different than June 22, 2000. Turning 45 didn't hurt like I thought it would. No broken hips and I managed...

Morning Shower Tune [display_podcast] New Soul by Yael Naim I'm a new soul I came to this strange world Hoping I could learn a bit bout how to give and take But since I came here, felt the joy and the...

Today....I cried But it was a GOOD cry. You all know I'm too manly to cry for just any reason right? RIGHT?? Thought so. So I came home from yet another doctor's appointment with Tim when there was a knock on the...

Honoring the sperm donor This is one holiday I never get to participate in. Not being a "father" and all. I'm not even priestly...so I can't be a father in that respect. I could never be a father. I have zero patience...

Paraskevidekatriaphobia Well here we are again. At Friday the 13th. Just where did paraskevidekatriaphobia (the fear of Friday the 13th) come from exactly? Most of MY unlucky days usually end up during the week. And most...

Stupid Survey # 11 Do you think anyone's thinking about you right now? - I've not really thought about it...but now that I am...I'm going to give it a good guess and say "no. they're not". Is there something that...

The glass ceiling is cracked Note: This is MY blog jam packed with MY opinions. I'm not about to argue with anyone over what is right or wrong with MY opinion. When I come to YOUR blog, I don't argue with you about your beliefs....

Ok...it's Friday...now what? Here it comes. Fasten your seatbelts. Rapid Fire begins......now! I despise children. I thought I liked them in little 10 minute intervals. But turns out I really don't like them around me....

One of these days...POW!..to the moon! We were JUST talking this weekend as we were watching the latest shuttle launch streak through our skies here in Florida how long it's been since man has been to the moon. With all of the money our...

The Lion King - The Musical [display_podcast] There are a few things I really could do without. A broadway musical is one of them. I'm not one of your typical gay men that enjoys sitting in a seat for a few hours...

Surviving the weekend Well I did it. I survived the weekend. It was a busy one too. Friday night I did the impossible. (well...impossible for ME!). I went bowling. Six of us hopped into our vehicles and went to...

This mornings shower tune [display_podcast] Cody, Lucas and I were having a discussion about this tune. Jill Scott is one who belts out the "daydreamin" part of the tune and it's the one you see on the AT&T commercial...

Information overload I sat through 2 hours of Desperate Housewives last night because it was the season finale. So it's important to watch the show being a Desperate Housewives lover and all. Secrets would be revealed...

Riding on the freeway of love We did it! Finally...after two long years of walking miles and miles and riding the Pasco County Transit System....we've purchased a car. I've been driving since I was 16 years old. I can't think...

Coming to terms I'm not exactly sure WHEN it happened...but I've gotten old. I've been fighting with that little fact internally for some time now. I refused to let it get the best of me. But yesterday...it sunk...

Fergie [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlQDPJFWWFc[/youtube] ok ok alright....most of you know I'm not into girls or anything girlie or whatever. I have to admit...I have this thing for Fergie. And...

PayPal-oney (or PayPal-ogna) You would NOT believe the past two days I have spent trying to get someone at PayHell to pay attention to me. So I finally gave up and now....I am PayHell free. Here's the lowdown....seems...

Me and my boys So today we had to take our first trip to the vet to see Dr. Taylor. We decided to walk the 15 minutes to get there by 11am. I wanted Shredder (yeah...we changed his name. It's officially Shredder now)...

Earth Day 2008 Wow, how time flies! It's already Earth Day again. Seems it was just 12 months ago when it was Earth Day. As I light up my smoke to get ready to type this, I sit and wonder what I could do different...

Stone So okay...I caved in. Tim and I got a new edition to the family. It wasn't really tough to come up with a name for the little guy because....well....if you look at him, he has markings like marble stone....

Happy 420! [display_podcast]It would seem that today is some sort of counterculture holiday that those who partake in cannabis celebrate. Any reason for a float...or TO float....is a good reason. It took...

Stupid Survey #10 What's one thing you've learned recently? - I can't please everyone so I seriously am going to stop trying. Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? - Yes....they have. What did...

Choosing my religion I'm not really sure what I believe. I've been around this big blue globe at least 4 times already and I've seen alot of beliefs. And each one I've either thought the followers of the beliefs were...

Smiles from the weirdest things A few things made me smile today. I'm going to let you guys in on something I don't normally ever tell anyone. Everytime I get asked "what is your guilty pleasure?" I never know what that means because...

Nothing here...move along I really don't have anything to blog about. So this will be all about nothing. Or anything. Definitely random. But mostly nothing. I remember back a few years ago you could NEVER get me up...

In my absence... Now that I'm finally in a "good place", I've decided to do what I love to do best. My art. I have a thousand (or more!) images in my head that seriously are begging to come out. I owe so many people...

Stupid is as stupid does It is really HONESTLY stupid how stupid everything has become. The way that we've been "dumbed down" has become insane. There are ridiculous signs everywhere. "Slippery when wet"....you don't say....

Today's shower tune.... [display_podcast] I'm sittin here thinkin about you tonight And all that you mean to me I used to think I would never fall in love again I guess I was wrong When your heart was...

PZ would be proud.... Just last week, PZ and I had a conversation about my dislike for spiders. It's not really a fear since I don't run from them. It's more like they creep me out. Ok ok ok....PZ may be right here....

My Inner Child Needs A Good Spanking I don't have kids on purpose. NOT because I'm gay and don't want to perform the necessary ritual to produce offspring. Because if I wanted to make babies with a woman...I totally could. I'd make...

Chuck's world of art I just woke up this morning and checked my emails while I yawn myself awake and watch the news to see what happened in the world while I was sleeping. I got an email that made me stop yawning and...

Tuesday morning shower tune [display_podcast] I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cause ...

It's been awhile! How awesome of some of you guys to send me notes asking me if I'm okay and if everything is alright. I am fine. I've been so busy in my OFFLINE life that I forgot to check in with my ONLINE friends....

Stupid Survey #9 Happiest moment of 2008 so far? March 4th...when Tim came out of the Judge's chambers and said he had been approved. And then he smiled. Rob smiled. I smiled. It was a great day. What did...

Today's Shower Tune.... [display_podcast] I got the call today, I didn't wanna hear But I knew that it would come An old true friend of ours was talkin' on the phone She said you found someone And I thought of all...

Spring cleaning Is it my imagination...or has spring sprung a bit too soon? I'm in Florida..so the seasons ALL pretty much seem the same to me. But somehow Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Valentines...

Today's shower tune... [display_podcast] I am unwritten, Can't read my mind I'm undefined I'm just beginning The pen's in my hand Ending unplanned Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let...

What's with car commercials? You ever watch those lame car commercials on tv and sometimes even wonder what the commercial was even about? Yeah..me too. Car commercials don't say ANYTHING about the car that I would like to know....

What I sang in the shower today... [display_podcast] How does it feel To treat me like you do When you've laid your hands upon me And told me who you are I thought I was mistaken I thought I heard your words Tell me how do...

Got a square to spare? As if Florida doesn't have enough going on with learning how to vote and stuff...now those in the senate are creating bills to ensure that our public toilets have toilet paper. And they're making...

Readin' and Writin' but not 'Rithmaticin Alrighty...so the voices in my head have banded together and said they want to write a book. I've been taking a stab at it for a few months now and have pounded out some chapters. Then I thought...how...

Hill YEAH! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNTXQwUlOBU[/youtube]

Today's Shower Tune.... [display_podcast] La Da Da Da Da The smell of your skin lingers on me now You're probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself...

Now serving number 1359.... Let's face it. Somehow, someway...we've been turned into sheep. We've lost all individual thought processes. Whatever the sheep ahead of us is doing...we're just going to follow it. This...

New & Improved Sins AS IF getting through the pearly gates wasn't hard enough...it just now got harder. Pope Gregory I back in the sixth century couldn't predict the future, so when he made the original seven sins (pride,...

I Pledge Allegiance I am in NO way a political person. I love you guys outside of Florida...but I could care less what you're doing. Gay marriage and legalization of pot and homelessness and animal control and interest...

Stupid Survey #8 What is your middle name? - xavier What color is your mailbox? - I don't have a mailbox. It's like a hole...in the wall. Are you single? - yes...there is only one of me. Singular. Not plural....

What I sang in the shower today... [display_podcast] "If I Ain't Got You" Some people live for the fortune Some people live just for the fame Some people live for the power, yeah Some people live just to play the game Some people...

Red Tape Residual What were you doing back in March 2002? I know it's a long time back and some of us can barely remember yesterday, much less six years ago. But give it a shot. I know what I was doing. I was sitting...

What I sang in the shower today [display_podcast] A lonely mother gazing out of her window Staring at her son that she just can't touch If at any time he's in a jam She'll be by his side But he doesn't realize he hurts...

Anywhere is... [display_podcast] Ever wonder what's it's ALL about? Why do we have to be in love? Why do we need to eat? Why is smoking so bad for you if you're just going to die in the end anyway? I'm not...

Lover...not a fighter On today's Ellen Show....Ellen brought to our attention the tragic death of 15 year old Larry King who was killed by a classmate (Brandon) because Larry asked Brandon to be his Valentine this past Valentine's...

Out of the blue..... You know...there are some days I even wonder why I come online. Then I remember..oh yeah...that's where I find PZ. And Rob shows up around 9ish. But other than that....why do I even try to come...

GIMME Day! Ok...so it's Leap Day. You know if you say that at least 10 times in a row it starts to sound foreign. How come we call it "Leap Day"? We're not leaping...we're adding. Leaping would mean we are...

Feedback I love this woman (yes....I said woman!) and I love this video. And now...I'm sharing my love with you. I got it like that. =) [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El14RymiMdc[/youtube]

I can't come in today... I certainly don't work in the mainstream sort of job (not for the lack of trying!). I work at home....no bosses around. Just Tim and Szabo. So if I ever get sick...I don't have to call anyone to...

Hello, again... Has it really been a whole week since I wrote what's on my mind? You'd think my head would be busting with things to say. But it's not. Nothing has really changed. People are still killing...

Say something I really don't know what to write about today. Nothing is going on around me. I did laundry. Not so exciting except somewhere down the road I lost 3 socks. I had 3 of totally different styles left...

Large and in charge [display_podcast] The consensus seems to be that large, overweight people are taking over the planet. I am being outnumbered. When I hear someone say they lost 280 pounds ... I do the math. ...

Stupid Survey #7 [display_podcast]Where is the person you have feelings for right now? -he's at his psychiatrist's office telling them I beat him. When was your last hug, who? -that would have been with Szabo...

Wow...just wow! You know...you go about your daily life thinking you're not special to anyone. And then..OUT OF THE BLUE...someone surprises you. I was just floored. Jacksational sent me an email a minute...

This end uPZ...... [display_podcast] This is really long overdue. Everyone on earth who knows me that I will have Tim until the day I die or I push him down the stairs. haha There's no avoiding that. What you...

Live and let die... I meet people offline. Oh yeah! I have a life OFF of the computer. Basically the same life I have ONline. I'm the same either way. What you see is what you get. Sad that's not so true about other...

Week in review Busy busy BUSY week! Did I mention I was busy? So I haven't had the time I wanted to get on this thing and send some rapid fire love to you guys. But I'm here now...so stop your whining. (I can...

Love is in the air.... We knew this day was coming. And I usually have already sent out my Valentine's Day cards to those I want to be mine. This year I just couldn't get caught up. Why do we need ONE specific day...

Do you wanna FUNK with me? I'm not vain enough to think I'm the only one who ever gets into a funk. But I DO think I'm the only one who experiences them with severity. At least in my world. I don't get into my funk very often....

I am chuck My name is Chuck. I am not what you expect, this blog could never capture the real me. This is just a bit of me. Only a few people take the time to know who I truly am. Don't judge me without knowing...

Week in review....rapid fire style Yeah..sometimes I have no idea what to write about. All the voices in my head are talking at the same time carrying on 30 different conversations. So I do a rapid fire to sort it all out. Aren't...

Quick like a bunny It's the Chinese New Year! The year of the RAT. It would seem that in the Chinese Zodiac...I'm a hare. I read the description of the hare. Some true. Some not so true. The things I feel are not...

I caught my Z's Man oh man. When I crash...I crash LARGE. I just slept for 10 hours...nonstop. You know when you go to sleep for hours and hours but when you wake up you feel like only 10 minutes have passed? ...

Emma Bunton - Free Me [display_podcast] Being with you Longing for something to happen Biting my tongue Hoping to get a reaction Atmosphere's tense Heavy with anticipation Don't leave me here With only...

Not for those with a weak stomach... Ok...so I'm talking with PZ about his pictures that he took after he went out last night to pick up guys (he's frisky like that). In his pictures he has teeny tiny stubby little pigtails. I told him...

You...in the back! AS IF I didn't have enough to do around this joint....I've decided to create another website for my Sacred Six friends. It'll be strictly forums based. No flashy profiles..no techy chatty things....just...

Rapid Fire Not sure what to write about right now so I'll let my fingers do the typing as I let the voices do the talking. Are you strapped in? Here we go........ I've not even yet been awake an hour, yet...

What I sang in the shower today [display_podcast] Ray's Rockhouse, that's my joint House of soul, get my point We don't care what's your views Come in here, lose your blues When trouble comes a-knockin' Everything looks better...

Obama's Top Ten Campaign Promises Good to see that not everyone is taking themselves so seriously. It would be nice if Obama won, so I can take a gator to the White House and watch him wrassle it. Hey...a promise is a promise.

Mr. Brooks I have to tell you...I'm not one to sit through an entire movie. They're usually too long and there is usually a lull in the entertainment. I tend to get up during a movie and go piss or...

Stupid Survey #6 Note: This survey was received on our MySpace account. If you haven't checked out our Myspace yet...you can by clicking here. If you had to delete one person off of your top friend's list, who...

Bed Of Roses left side right side Five long years ago....I was asked by a friend to make a Mother's Day gift for his mother (who was also like a mother to me). I agreed. Little did I know he wanted me to...

Martin Luther King Day Today is the day we celebrate the Nobel Peace Prize recipient, Martin Luther King, Jr.. Growing up I knew very little of Martin Luther King, Jr. Maybe it's because I'm white and I was sheltered...

License to Smash and Grab Most times I'm going to say shit that doesn't make sense until you really think about it. It's just me talking out loud to get it out of my head. For instance........ Ever since I can remember...

Tune of the day [display_podcast] FOLLOW ME You don't know how you met me You don't know why, you cant turn around and say good-bye All you know is when I'm with you I make you free And swim through your veins...

Stupid Survey #5 1. What would you do if your ex just showed up at your house right now? -Call Ghostbusters. 2. What describes your relationship status? - in a relationship :) 3. Where are you? - Upstairs...

Please do not feed the attention whores! Yeah...we all know one or two or ten of them. The attention whores. We not only see them on every channel of our television ala Britney, Obama, Paris, et al....but we know them in person too. You...

wut r u up 2? Texting. I honestly just don't get it. And I've tried. I really have. It's my fault for telling anyone that I own a cellphone. When it was a secret and I told everyone I didn't have a cellphone,...

Love BYTES! Anyone and everyone who knows me knows that Tim is my guy offline. Has been for the past 10 years. Will be for the next 40 or so years. This isn't going to be about Tim at all. It's about internet...

Valthera is my Dæmon! Ok...so a friend of mine sent me to The Golden Compass website to answer 20 questions to see what animal would be my Dæmon. Mine is Valthera. I'm so cool with that. Now YOU have the chance to see...

Stupid Survey #4 1. When was the last time you saw the 3rd person on your top friends? He sent me an email telling me has the flu. But I read his blog daily. You can too at JACKTACULAR.com 2. How much older...

What are wire hangers doing in this closet?!? Let's face it...I'm not the only anal retentive I know. But I am sure as hell better at being anal than all of them. I've been told I am seriously hard to live with because everything has to be...

Stupid Survey #3 1. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning? haha...I NEVER smile when I wake up. I'm usually growling. 2. When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty? I can't really tell you since...

Let me live! You know what? Don't tell anyone....but I'm a vegetarian. Oh yeah. Not a strict one or anything. I mean I DO eat cheese on pizza and I'll sit in a dark corner and scoop up my Golden Grahams from...

Not amused Leave it to the media to state the obvious. I am not a huge political follower. However, I have become a huge political viewer since every time I turn on the news all I see is news about our...

Stupid Survey #2 Alrighty...this was titled 50 ODD QUESTIONS. But it's not really 50 since some of the questions were missing. It's more like 46 odd questions now. But here are the answers to the latest survey....

My...what a big HORN you have No matter where I go...no matter what I do...I can't escape the same thing over and over and over. Everyone wants to see my "horn". I get emails asking me if I have more pictures of my horn. Or...

I have tried... I am watching the news this morning and you know how they flash those banners across the bottom that include the person's name they're interviewing and what they do? Well...they misspelled "detention"....

My FAVORITE video Take 7 minutes out of your regularly busy life...sit here...and watch this video. Odds are..if you're gay or bi or experienced ANY sort of love...this video will hit you like it hits me. I don't even...

Good bye 2007 2007. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Ok...it was mostly the worst of times. But I got over those. I've learned in my years to just battle each bad thing one at a time....

The wheels go round and round... There are things that go through my head that I don't say out loud because if I did...I'd be sent to the funny farm for sure. So now that I have the perfect outlet for it...I'll put it here and then...

Stupid Survey #1 1. Do you think you were raised well? No. I had a horrible childhood and, frankly, I'm glad I'm away from it. So I'm living my childhood now the way I want to live it. 2. Do you have a secret...

I smiled today There are days that nothing exciting ever happens. Some old doldrum day with the same old routine. However...today that's changed. Mail doesn't excite me. It's usually just bills that I am going...

Be a kid again 1. Do a cartwheel. 2. Sing into your hairbrush. 3. Walk barefoot in wet grass. 4. Play a song you like really loud, over and over. 5. Dot all your “i”s with smiley faces. 6. Read the...

Shout it out... Why are people so miserable? This past "shopping season" was miserable. EXCEPT for those who had to work in the middle of it. Example: Monday (the 24th) Tim and I had to go do some grocery...

And so it begins... Not sure where I'm going to go with all of this. I've been told a hundred times that I need to get a blog started so I can organize all of my thoughts and put my art on one page. So here I am. ...

Hawt Dawg!!

Posted on : 23-02-2010 | By : Chuck | In : Talking Out Loud, WTF?

Tags: Rapid Fire, WTF?

Seriously….people that watch us Americans in other countries must think we are the dumbest mofos on the planet. We have disposable coffee cups that have to warn us to be cautious…the contents are HOT! (no shit??). Or that roads are slippery when wet. (wow…go figure!). And for a while now food products are satuarated with food information such as fat intake and protein measurements or whatever saturating the label real estate to guide the obese on how much they should be eating. Or not eating.

And now…The American Academy of Pediatrics want to redesign hotdogs because they are a potential choking hazard to children. WTF?? Really? Hot dogs have been a staple of America for decades. Since as far back as 1870 on Coney Island. They have been the same shape for over a hundred years (I had to do the math in my head.) and now they pose a danger to children? Was it a slow week at The American Academy of Pediatrics?? How about parents actually do some parenting and cut up a hot dog if they think their child has a severe gag reflex.

Redesigning the hotdog is just about the stupidest thing I’ve heard so far. What’s next? Popsicles? They’re long and cylindrical too. Cucumbers would have to go. French fries will have to be banished. Carrots don’t even have a chance. Say goodbye to bananas!

Honestly…this latest redesigning of the hotdog thing is just nuts. Why can’t we all just use some common sense for a change? The best advice I’ve learned from labels so far is when I take aspirin for the headaches all of this bullshit gives me. The advice says “Keep Away From Children”. I totally agree with that advice and always stay away from kids.

I don’t care!

Posted on : 20-02-2010 | By : Chuck | In : Rapid Fire, WTF?

Tags: Rapid Fire, WTF?

Please…stop talking about Tiger Woods. Really. I don’t care that he cheated on his wife. That’s HIS problem. And hers too. If she was so upset about it then why is she still with him? I didn’t care that he was the top golfer and I don’t care that he’s fallen from his golden pedestal. I could care less that he’s apologized for the sake of his bankroll. I…do…not…care. Leave me alone about it already!

Call me cold hearted…but I don’t care about the earthquake in Haiti either. I have had quite a few hurricanes demolish the very place I live. Not once did I see Haiti come to my rescue. Nope. Was the Haitian government helping in the rescue when Katrina hit New Orleans? Or when a huge 747 smashed into the Twin Towers in New York back in 2001? I highly doubt it. Why can’t we all spend our energy helping out our OWN land? Avatar…a movie….made over 2 billion dollars. If everyone gave the equivalent of a movie ticket price to the poor…the poor would have 2 billion dollars. But they don’t. Ya know what?? I don’t care!!

Winter Olympics have nothing to do with MY community and nothing to do with my little bubble…so I don’t care!

I don’t care about American Idol. Or Hulk Hogan’s legal issues. If you asked me if I cared about the amount of snow that fell this winter in the north…my answer would be “nope…don’t care”.

Michael Jackson’s killer…don’t care.

John Edward’s love child…really don’t care.

Windows vs Apple…don’t care.

The price of gas….nothing I can do about it, so I don’t care.

What is Britney Spears up to?….honestly don’t care.

Head Toyota guy coming to a Congressional hearing this week…I really don’t care.

None of that has anything to do with me. I do not care. Maybe it’s an age I got to that I just gave up caring about anything not related to me. But you don’t see me stressing out over if Brangelina are breaking up or not. Because I don’t care!!

Will this offend anyone? Hah! I don’t care!!!

The Heartshaped Box – A novel

Posted on : 16-02-2010 | By : Chuck | In : Books

Tags: Books

I know this will be hard to understand for some of you…but I read! Actual books. Nothing pleases me more than curling up under my favorite blanket and reading until I fall asleep. I’ve been doing it as far back as I can remember. And I pretty much think I’ll be doing it until the day they cremate me.

My latest find is a the first novel by Joe Hill. If you’re an avid reader of my blog (and I know you are!) you’ll recall that I mentioned Joe Hill back a few months ago when I was (and still am) amazed at his graphic novel series “Locke & Key”. Imagine my delight when I found out he actually wrote a novel!!

I couldn’t wait to crack open “The Heartshaped Box”. And now that I’m almost done with it…I can tell you that this era has a brand new “fiction king”. At least, in my opinion. His writing style and wit makes for easy reading. I’m not bored with flashbacks and flashsideways. You don’t have to hold a PhD to know what the hell he’s talking about. And the horror is creative!! Nothing you’ve ever read will prepare you for what comes out of the mind of Joe Hill.

So I’m doing research on Joe Hill for my little blog here tonight and guess what I find out?? Joe Hill was actually born Joseph Hillstrom King. YEAH! He’s Stephen King’s son. No wonder he knows how to write so well!! It’s in his phreakin genes.

If you’re looking for a good book to read over the weekend or to read on your commute to work…”The Heartshaped Box” is it. To sum up the story without giving too much away….a girl commits suicide and it’s Jude’s fault. Jude is an aging rockstar that tosses people to the side when he’s bored with them. The stepfather of the dead girl promises revenge after his death 3 months later. And he is getting it. Jude will never be the same. Nor will I. I’m telling you…while I’m reading this book…every little noise I hear has me jumping. It’s that good.

Joe Hill’s next novel was released today. It’s called “Horns”. That will be my next one. Keep your eyes peeled to these pages for that review when I get done with the book. In the meantime…run out and get “The Heartshaped Box”. You won’t regret it.

Loven you!

Posted on : 13-02-2010 | By : Chuck | In : Rapid Fire, Talking Out Loud

Tags: friends, holiday, tim

I’m not a romantic kind of fella. I’ve only loved a few people in my life and currently there are only a few people I can honestly say that I love and adore. (wait…I’ll count) yep….there are 5. And they all know who they are. I don’t have to type their names here because I tell them every day they are loved. I don’t tell one of them because he somehow thinks I hate him…but I do love him hard every day.

The one I love above all others is Tim. I wasn’t even looking for anyone when Tim came along. That’s how love is…when you aren’t looking for it, it trips you up and whammo…you’re in love. 12 years 2 months and 16 days ago I met him face to face after talking months on the phone back and forth. We worked at rival hotels. People would book rooms at HIS hotel and end up coming to mine. After weeks of this…Tim invited me to his hotel to meet. He hasn’t let go since.

Back then…we didn’t have the ease of the internet to meet anyone. No one could lie or make up shit to lure in the love of their life. I still have the first gift Tim ever gave me…a bag of some sort of candy. I thought that was cute. Doesn’t take much to put a smile on my face and for anyone to secure a place in my heart.

Sure…we’ve had PLENTY of ups and downs. And more “thins” than “thicks”. Preserverance pays off. Sometimes you have to step outside of your ego and think how you would react if you treated someone the same way they’re treating you. There are times Tim has threatened to leave (he gets really mean when he’s angry which is totally uncharacteristic of him). For a split second I find solitude a peaceful thought. Then I think how could I go on without a Tim in my life? I can’t imagine it. We flow so well. He’s definitely the ying to my yang. He’s mild-mannered while I’m aggressive. I’m vocal…he’s silent. He’s at ease while I’m restless. Yet it all works!

There should never be any question of my love for him. I completely am saturated with the emotion for him. I would totally take a bullet for him…without question. There are times when he’s in pain and I would gladly take that pain away from him and carry the burden myself.

We don’t usually do the traditional gifting on any occasion. I don’t need any gift from him. I see him the moment I wake up and he’s the last thing I lay my eyes on at the end of the night. He IS my gift. Being able to love him is the big fat bow that surrounds the gift.

If you have someone in your life that you love…you know what I mean. For those of you that love has eluded…give it time. Love will find you. I know it seems impossible but it’s true. Go about your normal day and one day love will flit onto your shoulder like a dandelion petal in a soft breeze. Out of phreakin nowhere. The moment you stop accepting “second bests” or empty trysts to fill the void of love and demand better for yourself…the love of your life will appear. Blah blah blah….I know. When it happens…send me a note. We’ll talk love and stuff.

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone. Love in is the air! I’m hoping you catch a big ol’ dose of the love cooties.

Legion

Posted on : 06-02-2010 | By : Chuck | In : Movies

Tags: movie, Video

I knew I wasn’t going to really like the next movie I saw after seeing Avatar (twice!). After all…the movie quality had just had its bar lifted by James Cameron. And I wasn’t disappointed.

Legion blew chunks! Big ones. It would have been best to leave this movie as a SyFy movie. It was that bad.

Off the desert highway just outside of Las Vegas is a diner/gas station/convenience store called “Paradise Falls”. Owned by a grumpy old man (played by Dennis Quaid). Big black man is the cook, pregnant waitress, and Alabama talking mechanic – do – it -all are the other characters of the joint. Then we have the rich husband and rich unhappy wife who are eating there with their snotty young daughter. And some thuggish black guy who has a heart. He only acts bad. I’m not even going to sit here and waste time typing out a horrible review. I’ll just sum it up right here:

Something falls out of the sky. Oh look…it’s an arch angel.

Arch angel decides he doesn’t like his wings anymore so he slices them off.

Arch angel shoots people up (in Los Angeles) and steals police car.

Arch angel drives police car out into the desert to Paradise Falls Diner. 50 miles from anything in all directions.

HEY! The tv stations aren’t working at the diner. Neither is the radio. Oh..and the phone is out. Who didn’t pay the bills??

In the distance there is what seems to be a big sand storm. Upon closer inspection…it’s flies.

Old lady comes into diner. She’s sweet at first. Then turns demonic. Just like most people I know. She didn’t need a cane to walk on the ceiling.

Humans have been possessed and they’re heading toward Paradise Falls by the thousands. Why? Hmmm….not sure yet.

Arch angel (Michael) has tons of guns. He hands them out to everyone at the diner.

Here come the possessed humans! They all talk in low voices. Do all possessed people talk in low voices?

Ice cream man pulls up. Oh good! Everyone could use some ice cream in the desert being all dusty and all. No shit…Ice cream man is possessed!! Blammo. Now ice cream man is toast.

What’s this?? Another arch angel comes from the skies. Gabriel is the “son” that obeys God’s command to rid the planet of humans. Michael is the “son” that refuses to obey God’s word. I thought Jesus was the only son of God? Apparently not since these two kept bantering on about how they were God’s sons. Must have been from a “John Edwards” side affair or something. Shame on God.

Flashback to heaven. Heaven isn’t that big. It’s just a balcony overlooking a very foggy and cloudy heaven. I’m not sure how any of the angels can see anyone there. They HAVE to fly so they don’t bump into anyone on Heaven Streets.

Gabriel is at Paradise Falls Diner to get that baby the waitress is carrying. Seems the unborn child is humanity’s last chance. Whatever that meant. No one ever explained it.

Shooting…killing…a few car explosions. All communication is out. Rich lady in the diner loses her husband to the angel possessed humans outside the boarded up diner. When did angels get so mean??

Good lord….this movie is longer than it should be.

Oh….waitress is in labor!! Push push…breathe….*baby crying*! Labor…pushing…and baby clean up took all of two minutes. At least something was quick!!

Gabriel and Michael fight. One of them loses and just disappears because that’s what angels do….they just disappear into a puddle of light. Gabriel is proud of himself and chases down the new mother…the mechanic…the young snotty chick that was eating in the diner…and the humanity savior.

Mechanic drives fast but Gabriel can fly faster. Oh look…a cliff. In the middle of the desert. Who would’ve thought that?? Now what? They’re dead and Gabriel will get the baby!

Cue bright light and Michel re-enters earths atmosphere from on high. He’s back to life again!! God forgave him and all that jazz. He has new strength. Gabriel is down. Baby is safe!! Wish I could say the same about young snotty chick but she didn’t have her seatbelt on in the car going 150 mph when it crashes. There’s a lesson to be learned there somewhere.

End of movie!! What?? What about the baby? Why didn’t Gabriel get a second chance? God is not playing fair. Where did all the possessed humans go? Do they die? Do they all just walk 50 miles back home since their cars are blown up? What’s next?

The movie was horrible. Really. Wait for it to come out on cable. I wouldn’t even suggest buying the DVD. Rent it on netflix if you must. But I wouldn’t do that either. And that is my opinion on a wasted $9 movie ticket. You win some….you lose some. Right Gabriel??

The trailer is TONS better than the movie was. Just watch it instead:

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Win an Apple iPad!!

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Posted on : 01-02-2010 | By : Chuck | In : BOOM!, Music

Tags: BOOM!, friends, Music

NEW!!

Win an Apple iPad from Boom!

Official rules and stuff here:

I know you listen to BOOM! and I know you keep it all to yourself. Not sure why you don’t tell everyone you know about BOOM! (of course, I’m not talking about a select few of you who always spread the love….Matt, Joel, Lucas…). Well now…I’m going to reward the person with the biggest mouth with an Apple iPad. Free!! All you have to do is

1) Take pictures of people you have told about BOOM! holding up a sign saying something to the effect “I chairdance to BOOM!” or “I love BOOM!” or “Chuck is in my ear on BOOM!”. Be creative!!!

2) Send those pictures via email to bohica2k@gmail.com.

3). Pictures must have a clear face so I can see the happy smiling faces of the person who actually LISTENS to BOOM! or is, at the very least, pretending to listen so that you can snag an Apple iPad from me.

4) Please get permission from the person holding the signs permission to have their testimonial splattered here on Bohica2k.

5). BOOM! must be clear and present in the picture somehow. If it’s not…it doesn’t count. I don’t know that they’re chairdancing with BOOM! if I can’t read it. It could say they hate grilled cheese sandwiches. I don’t know unless I can read it! No BOOM! = No count.

6). All pictures must be in my email no later than April 1st. The person who has exposed BOOM! to the most people (and has proven it with pictures saying so!) will be the new happy owner of an Apple iPad on April 11th. Winner will be announced on the April 11th installment of BOOM!

7). In the case of a tie…ONE question from my entire blog will be asked. The answer can be found within my pages here. I will ask the question on the April 11th broadcast. This is IF there is a tie. The first one to answer correctly…wins.

8). Each person counts as one vote. Even yourself. I don’t count as a vote, so don’t ask me. I run the thing. I can’t be judge and jury and participant and dj too! That’s just too many hats and my head isn’t big enough.

Good luck! Tell everyone!! Get them to hold up a sign telling the world (or those who walk through the halls of Bohica2k) that they listen to BOOM! And be creative. I’m an artist. I love creativity, ya know. =)

Have fun with it! And don’t forget to listen to BOOM!

To see the latest “chains” of who has submitted their testimonials that THEY listen to BOOM!…click on the navigation button at the top of the page and then see the chains under BOOM!. It’s not rocket science.

Matt's Chain

Rhonda’s Chain

Josh’s Chain

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Mentioned On BOOM!

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Posted on : 31-01-2010 | By : Chuck | In : BOOM!, Music, Video

Tags: BOOM!, Music, Video

I’d like to first thank EVERYONE who listens to me each and every week. I’ve been doing BOOM! (formerly called Live WiReD) for going on 5 years now!! Every week is new and fresh and totally unexpected.

For those of you wondering what the hell BOOM! is…exactly, I encourage you to click on and listen for at least 10 minutes. The first 10 minutes should get you hooked to what it is I do.

For those of you who refuse to listen…I play tunes in my very expanded library (over 10K+ music list to date) for anyone willing to listen for 90 minutes. Tired of heading out to the crowded clubs overwhelmed by the smell of mixed colognes and perfumes only to get stepped on? Now you can have your own party in your own place in your underwear as I play the tunes I guarantee you will chair dance to.

This week I am starting a section called “Mentioned on BOOM!” If I mentioned it on the podcast, then you can come here and see what it is I’m referring to. I make EVERYTHING easy on you. You’re welcome!

Without further ado….here is what I mentioned on BOOM! this week:

Lady Gaga – Bad Romance

The Jerry Springer Musical – I Just Wanna Fuckin Dance

Next week’s broadcast we will reveal how I will be giving an Apple iPad. Stay tuned and listen often!! The clues I gave on this week’s podcast was

A). Tell all of your friends about BOOM! The more friends you have listening…the better YOUR chances are of getting an iPad.

B). Listen to the entire 90 minutes of the podcasts. I will be telling you things you’ll need to know all over the podcasts starting on February 6th broadcast. If you miss something…you’ll lose out! If you don’t want to listen to the entire broadcast…get one of those friends you have listening to do it. ahhHHHHHHHH. (see how that’s working out there??).

Thanks for listening and chair dancing with me. Keep your eye on Bohica2k and your ear open to BOOM! for future announcements. =)

~chuck

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Posted on : 19-01-2010 | By : Chuck | In : Music, Rapid Fire

Tags: friends, Music, Rapid Fire

Just because I think this song hits the proverbial nail on the head, I dedicate this post to someone close to me. He knows what I’m talking about. Since you think I hate you all the time…maybe this will change your mind. Take 10 minutes out of your busy schedule to really REALLY listen to this. And guess what? I even have the words for you. You knew I would:

Pat Benatar – We Belong

Many times I’ve tried to tell you
Many times I’ve cried alone
Always I’m surprised how well you
Cut my feelings to the bone

Don’t want to leave you really
I’ve invested too much time
To give you up that easy
To the doubts that complicate your mind

CHORUS:
We Belong to the light
We Belong to the thunder
We Belong to the sound of the words
We’ve both fallen under
Whatever we deny or embrace
For worse or for better
We Belong, We Belong
We Belong together

Maybe it’s a sign of weakness
When I don’t know what to say
Maybe I just wouldn’t know
What to do with my strength anyway
Have we become a habit
Do we distort the facts
Now there’s no looking forward
Now there’s no turning back
When you say

CHORUS

Close your eyes and try to sleep now
Close your eyes and try to dream
Clear your mind and do your best
To try and wash the palette clean
We can’t begin to know it
How much we really care
I hear your voice inside me
I see your face everywhere
Still you say

CHORUS

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WTF, CHUCK?

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Posted on : 02-01-2010 | By : Chuck | In : WTF CHUCK?

Tags: email, friends, WTF CHUCK?

I figure since I get shitloads of emails asking me about everything under the sun….people must think I am wise. When I just know that I have seriously “been there” and “done that” already. Maybe even twice now. That doesn’t make me wise…that makes me seasoned. And since I don’t hold anything back….I also figure people know they will get what they consider the God’s honest truth out of me.

So..this series will be reserved for those questions that people ask of me in emails and in texts. I told Tim that one day I should write a book with all the questions I get asked like I’m some sort of Dr. Phil. I’m not a doctor…I just play one on tv. When it’s off. In the other room.

I will not put your name in any of these posts if you happen to send me an email. I will, however, put your initial, if you are male or female (or if you want to be something else) and your age. If I know any of those things. If not…I am at total liberty to make it all up. haha

Hey Chuck!

I met up with this guy and I knew the moment I saw him…I was in love. Do you believe in love at first sight? And while I have you, do you believe in true love? Speaking of love – I love boom. Keep doing what you’re doing bro.

K. (male, 20, USA)

Thanks for the good words about BOOM! (if you’re going to love it so much…you might want to start typing it like it’s supposed to be typed. Big B. Big O. Big O. Big M. Exclamation point.) I do BOOM! (see how I did that??) for people just like you who love music…just like me. As long as you love it…I’ll keep on doing it.

I’m not sure I believe in “love at first sight”. I’m sure it can happen. It’s just never happened to me. Maybe because I’m shy (yes…I am!) and reserved if I don’t know you very well. And if you’re attractive…forget it! I won’t even be able to talk to you in coherent sentences until the second or third meeting at the very least. “Love” is a strong emotion for me. It includes trust and hope and totally knowing the other person I am providing this love for has the same feeling for me. I can’t “Love” anyone I don’t know because I don’t even know if I trust them. I have no idea who they are. LUST…on the other hand…oh hell yeah. I definitely have lust at first sight. I just had that two days ago. hahaha

And yes…there is such a thing as true love. I’ve found…more often than not…it happens when you’re not even looking for it. I’ve been luckier than most because I have found mine. Once in my younger years. And more recently with Tim these past 13 years. I know…without a doubt…that I will take a bullet for him. And he’d do the same for me. You’re only 20 years old, dude! You have plenty of time to get your love going on. Right now you should be enjoying yourself. Enjoying your life. Enjoying your new adulthood! You’ve been under your parents or guardians regime for 18 years. Settle into your own groove before you go trying to settle into someone elses. Go out there and live it up. And usually..right when you’re living it up and spilling drinks all over the dance floor…THAT is when the love of your life will come out of nowhere and whisk you away. Oh wait…that was MY story.

Good luck! And thanks for listening to BOOM! Catch me every Friday (almost) at the same place. Or go to my blog at http://bohica2k.com to catch up with past podcasts.

~chuck

And THAT is how “WTF, CHUCK?” is going to be done. I have like 40 of these so far. Got something to ask? ASK ME! Just go to my email page and fill out the info. I’ll get to you as soon as I can. I just might even answer on a future podcast of BOOM! You never know. I like to try to be unpredictable and stuff. =)

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Posted on : 28-12-2009 | By : Chuck | In : Movies

Tags: movie

Ok….wow! That’s what I heard Tim say at least 30 times while the movie was playing. And wow…this was some movie. We saw it in 3D. I recommend if you go see this…it’s the only way to go see it. The 3D gives a more “wow” factor.

I didn’t know a movie could go 2 hours and 40 minutes and not seem like it. Honestly…I thought I would die. I know I couldn’t sit through any Harry Potter movies for this long. In my opinion….this movie beats ALL of the other movies. Without a doubt. I have seriously not seen anything like this. Leave it to James Cameron to make another blockbuster movie with Sigourney Weaver in it. It felt like home seeing her in this movie.

THERE MAY BE SPOILERS HERE! I’ll try to keep it to a minimum. I promise…………

I don’t even know where to begin here! The year is 2154 and the earth has exhausted it’s resources. So they look toward a moon called “Pandora” to get the valuable mineral they desperately need. And they use whatever force they can to get it. Including creating remote controlled Avatars using human dna and the natives of Pandora (called Na’vi) dna to make these remote controlled avatars. Which are sexy as hell! And huge! They’re like twice the size of humans. To use the avatars…humans go into these sleep chambers and become one with their avatar to gain the trust of the Na’vi. War then ensues. That’s all I’m going to tell you. You’ll learn about their connection with the trees and the native animals of Pandora as the movie progresses.

But watch it in 3D! I’m telling you. I can’t even imagine how anyone will ever top this movie. I thought this was going to be some “kiddy” movie. I was totally off-base. I was expecting a long drawn out movie. I was wrong there too. That was the most action packed 3 hours I’ve spent in a theater. Ever. Go see this movie in the theater. You can always see it on dvd…true. But the impact is felt on the big screen. Avatar will be among the top movies on my list of movies I like. You’ll like it too. You’ll see. Enjoy the trailer:

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